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Welcome to the wonderful world of Assassin, the game where you kill celebrities! I have received numerous emails telling me that Assassin was featured on CNN in a report about celebrity stalkers. Apparently, this is a "sick celebrity stalker" stalker. I'd just like to remind everyone that this site is NOT about stalking and killing celebrities in real life. It's about playing fun games where you release your anger on the public figures who annoy us most - people who get paid to look good and lip-sync. It's not my fault that sometimes these people get so annoying that someone actually tries to kill them. I doubt the killers visit this page, or else they would have taken out their aggression in a more constructive manner. -Tom Fulp

The song on this page is the Pump Panel Reconstruction mix of "Confusion", by New Order. BUY IT ON-LINE / MORE NG MUSIC / CONTRIBUTE MUSIC

Most Recent Additions: Jigglypuff Mahir "I Kiss You" Cagri Bear in the Big Blue House Hanson (Flash Remix) Stupid Toys Puff Daddy Kid Rock Taco Bell Dog Jesse Camp (MTV) 'NSYNC! Britney Spears Pokemon Pikachu Hamsterdance Backstreet Boys Leonardo DiCaprio

Enter your email address, then click 'Join List': Find out when a new celebrity is getting killed! Stuff to buy: T-Shirts | Music       Stuff to say: NG BBS | Global Assassins' Network Email the author! He likes feedback! Newgrounds Chatroom! Sign up for funnymail, these guys are great!

I got a lot of crap about the incident in Colorado! Read some of the hate mail!
Read this article about Activists who are trying to get this site banned in Scotland!

Crazy Fan-Made FLASH Missions! Special thanks to all the fans who are sending me their own Assassin missions! Keep 'em coming! 98 Degrees Art Bell New! Barbie Barney Remix Bill Gates Boris Yeltsin Dancing Baby Dave Mathews Band New! Donald Duck Dragon Ball Z New! Elvis GAP Commercials JAR JAR Binks Jeeves Jerry Maguire Kid Jordan Knight Judge Judy Kate Winslet Leave it to Beaver LFO Pepsi Girl Pokemon Safari Regis New! Richard Simmons New! Ricky Martin Rosie O'Donnel Seinfeld Sloth from the Goonies Snoopy The Rock New! Walmart & Bob Dole

Want to contribute? I have prepared the Newgrounds Guide to Flash to help you get the software and make the games. When you are done, send it to tfulp@fast.net! If killing celebrities isn't your creative niche, you may want to submit your other creations to The Portal... Check it out! If you thirst blood, Pico is definitely the game to play. The Pico's School episode will blow your mind!       You can get icons to link to Assassin and other sites featured at newgrounds.com! Simply copy and paste some code onto your site!

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